How Humans Broke the Game

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  • TierZoo
    TierZoo  5 күн мурун +6418


    • Miguel Braga
      Miguel Braga Күн мурун


    • Wazrobe
      Wazrobe Күн мурун

      I hales were fish the whole time

    • Error! Sans! MUGEN
      Error! Sans! MUGEN 3 күн мурун

      Microbe tier list?

    • White Eagle
      White Eagle 3 күн мурун +1

      Press F to pay respect to those early Dark Souls cavemen hunting Wooly Rhinoceri

    • SunnyBoi1945
      SunnyBoi1945 3 күн мурун


  • Mike Wate
    Mike Wate Күн мурун

    I'm going to kill myself

  • Xakuray
    Xakuray Күн мурун

    I'm supprised how high of a mobility stat humans were given considering they get outspeeded by most mammals, they can't fly nor climb that well, atleast on trees and they're pretty bad in water too. Also up to very recently agriculture was a bane to humanity not an improvement.

  • The Berserk Horse
    The Berserk Horse Күн мурун

    TierZoo can you please pass on my idea to someone who has connections to square Enix? --------- So Square Enix made a CGI documentary about human evolution? This gives me an amazing idea - Square Enix should make a Clan of the Cavebear Movie or game series. Play as Ayla and Jondalar, the tall blonde beautiful Cro-magnon couple, and make the characters all pretty CGI like the final fantasy 15 characters. Or you could choose to be a Neanderthal and play out his story. Like I can imagine running around prehistoric Europe just like the plains in final fantasy 13 except all the animals and plants look realistic with real earth species.

  • Talon ,The Blades Shadow
    Talon ,The Blades Shadow Күн мурун +1

    The fact the word tier in germany means animal makes ur channel name halarious

  • mermaid
    mermaid Күн мурун

    Wouldn't modern day man be level 99? Why ancient man using a spear, thats not too far off from a club, a battle rifle is the ultimate hand held weapon, not a fucking spear.

  • I'm the captain now
    I'm the captain now Күн мурун

    lmao explaining evolutionary traits through game lingo... this is resonating with gamers of all ages.

  • Sergio Vazquez
    Sergio Vazquez Күн мурун

    Love the Mozambique reference

  • YJX Is OP
    YJX Is OP Күн мурун +1

    What about micro-organisms??? Or maybe fungi? Maybe plants! I wanna see the tiers of them!

  • Emenel F.
    Emenel F. Күн мурун

    The only thing that humans can’t stop is earthquakes, the tsunamis and other devastating events.

  • Michael Henry
    Michael Henry Күн мурун

    Holy shit! Walking With Dinosaurs was my shit when I was younger!

  • pikiwiki
    pikiwiki Күн мурун

    not sure whether this is a videogame or actual history

  • roberto espinoza
    roberto espinoza Күн мурун

    Tier list of mating rituals?

  • Pyro Pat
    Pyro Pat Күн мурун


  • rowb early
    rowb early Күн мурун

    Neandethals did not come out of Africa....

  • Eraycan Ersan
    Eraycan Ersan Күн мурун

    You are LEGEND!

  • Animation Logic
    Animation Logic Күн мурун

    Another patch update might be coming ;-;

  • 鬼Gozu
    鬼Gozu Күн мурун

    Sapiens p2w stats

  • Caelan Thompson
    Caelan Thompson Күн мурун

    Scorpion tier list!

  • Ender Man
    Ender Man Күн мурун

    Neanderthal also did not have very complex vocal cords so they were less interactive.

  • ICE KING 100
    ICE KING 100 Күн мурун

    Mozambique here!

  • A Burr
    A Burr Күн мурун

    U should have a hybrid animals tier

  • Olade Kiambu
    Olade Kiambu Күн мурун

    I lost the game

  • Joshua Salem
    Joshua Salem Күн мурун

    So many human mains are just so greedy, I spawned in as human in 2001 and I’m about the download the college DLC but since I chose the United States server I wasn’t aware of how many micro transactions there are compared to the Europe server

  • Charlie R
    Charlie R Күн мурун

    Me and my work colleagues are having an argument on who would win, grizzly or silverback. Please settle the debate once and for all!!

  • Cale Cardin
    Cale Cardin Күн мурун

    You should do a video on the most unique abilities in the game

  • TFAegislash 57
    TFAegislash 57 Күн мурун

    Not gonna lie, Neanderthals sound a lot more fun to play.

  • NaCI 4ya
    NaCI 4ya Күн мурун

    It would be cool to see another tier list based on birds.

  • Moon Bear Man
    Moon Bear Man Күн мурун +1

    Okay I'm a human main and I keep getting spawn killed how do I stop this

  • Breloom
    Breloom Күн мурун +1

    PLEASE do a video on pangolins, they're my favorite build in the game. JUST PLEASE!

  • spacetime
    spacetime Күн мурун +1'd he acquire all these clips. Loved the video btw, just discovered you and I have impeccable taste, this YT acct was made in 2006.

    • TierZoo
      TierZoo  Күн мурун

      I got them through my partnership with CuriosityStream!

  • Gaming_Charizard
    Gaming_Charizard Күн мурун

    Could you please do giraffes for me, I’ve loved a giraffe since kindergarten and if you do it I might give you a shout out, I would also like you to talk more about prehistoric

  • Zinedine Prime
    Zinedine Prime Күн мурун


  • Letholdus Aurelius
    Letholdus Aurelius Күн мурун

    The "Out of Africa" theory has been debunked since like 2015 lol Nice memes though

  • Peteroleum .Noise
    Peteroleum .Noise Күн мурун

    Video on Caecillians please!!

  • TNR Wilson
    TNR Wilson Күн мурун

    Now this is how you make education entertaining.

  • Astrid Nipflake
    Astrid Nipflake Күн мурун

    So, when is Are Snow leoaprds OP comming out?

  • Allan Valin
    Allan Valin 2 күн мурун

    This could be a good theme for a video

  • Maya Does stuff
    Maya Does stuff 2 күн мурун

    Can you consider doing a City meta tier or just the city meta in general

  • TripAndJoy
    TripAndJoy 2 күн мурун

    Devs: Damn this humans and their hacks!
    Humans: Why has God abandoned us?

  • Lunar Filth
    Lunar Filth 2 күн мурун

    amazing video

  • Robert R
    Robert R 2 күн мурун

    Hold on so we're looking at percentiles. Which (contemporary) animals were smarter than Homo Erectus?
    P.S. I know you didn't say this explicitly but bigger brains don't mean Neanderthals were smarter than us (which I doubt). Bigger humans have bigger brains than smaller humans but that doesn't make them smarter.

  • That ONE Hobgoblin
    That ONE Hobgoblin 2 күн мурун

    T H E G A M E

  • Tony B
    Tony B 2 күн мурун

    Do dragon no fire breath

  • David Kelly
    David Kelly 2 күн мурун

    I here the Devs are working on bringing the Neanderthal faction back.

  • DjangoDisciple
    DjangoDisciple 2 күн мурун

    Huh... I really like way you explained all of this.

  • MrShzz
    MrShzz 2 күн мурун

    How do you make your videos?

  • Agora1
    Agora1 2 күн мурун

    A human holding a spear is the final boss of all animals.

  • Kriegerdammerung
    Kriegerdammerung 2 күн мурун

    Studded leather armour gave them the edge, it provided 40% damage reduction against animal damage. It was the game changer mate!!

  • Aereto
    Aereto 2 күн мурун

    From underdog to all nuts OP.

  • Chris Jordsvar
    Chris Jordsvar 2 күн мурун

    I love the runescape music in the background lol

  • Just Be
    Just Be 2 күн мурун

    "Mozambique here"

  • Liberalist Sperg
    Liberalist Sperg 2 күн мурун

    Awesome. One small correction: pre-human mains never walked on all fours. That's an ability that other great ape mains spec'd into convergently. Human mains went directly from arboreal to bipedal.

  • LordMichaelRahl
    LordMichaelRahl 2 күн мурун

    *List of wars*

  • Zach Martyn
    Zach Martyn 2 күн мурун

    I wonder which group of people could have more Neanderthal blood in them than others..

  • Eh
    Eh 2 күн мурун

    The image at 6:30 is inaccurate, offsprings with a neanderthal X chromosome were not fertile and were incapable of reproducing. The mixture that did end up passing onto the European gene pool was when the father was neanderthal and the mother was a homosapien.
    Who ever filmed this is an idiot who took no consideration into actual fact.

  • Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0
    Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0 2 күн мурун +1

    Game is pointless, I had to kill myself just to quit and when I came back, MY CHARACTER'S GONE PERMANENTLY.

  • Harkon Takala
    Harkon Takala 2 күн мурун

    Neanderthals are The European man's ancestors, their resemblance is uncanny.

  • Daniel Cowan
    Daniel Cowan 2 күн мурун

    Servers were down today, couldn't play damn it

  • Kamilla Schou Nielsen
    Kamilla Schou Nielsen 2 күн мурун

    Thank you for the free trial!

  • LudwigVanMichael
    LudwigVanMichael 2 күн мурун

    Can you make the next intro Monster Hunter themed? That would be awesome

  • David Stears
    David Stears 2 күн мурун

    Wth did I just watch...

  • Jourden Hallowell
    Jourden Hallowell 2 күн мурун

    Who forgot to update the peaceful servers?

  • Schlestes Remake
    Schlestes Remake 2 күн мурун +4

    Fun Fact: "Tier" is a german word for animal.

  • cameron Hensley
    cameron Hensley 2 күн мурун

    You should make a video about blue tongued skinks

  • Abi
    Abi 2 күн мурун

    Damn, told those lions to stop farming exps and start taking objectives before humans come online. They never listened smh now see what happened

  • Kinshra Slave
    Kinshra Slave 2 күн мурун

    lol that roast at 4:16 Even as an RS3 player that made me laugh.

  • Shadow Fox
    Shadow Fox 2 күн мурун


  • Danny Lopez
    Danny Lopez 2 күн мурун +1

    That's some fine gameplay footage Square Enix. Hopefully the Final Fantasy 7 remake looks half as good.

  • Katryna
    Katryna 2 күн мурун

    In honor of the Equus lenensis discovery, can you do a video about ungulates?

  • Luke Martin
    Luke Martin 2 күн мурун

    Hey tier zoo wondering if you could make a video on the zombie apocalypse DLC and what the most viable builds would be

  • Incurablederp
    Incurablederp 2 күн мурун

    I think it’s very interesting to think of how Neanderthals were better than sapiens in most ways, but sapiens were more adaptable so we won out. I guess it makes sense tho since humans were up against some tough creatures in the savannah and still survived. It’s also very interesting to think of how close Homo sapiens were to extinction.

  • Rob Neko
    Rob Neko 2 күн мурун

    ''mozambique'here'' ahaahaha that caught me off guard

  • suckmytoes
    suckmytoes 2 күн мурун

    Hey guys add me
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    I’m lvl 15
    I got a brown skin build
    Stamina percentage lvl 86%
    Strength lvl 51
    Intelligence lvl 47
    Overall skill lvl 71
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  • ThatOneCommenter21
    ThatOneCommenter21 2 күн мурун

    On the topic of humans..can you talk about their modern debuffs such as becoming a furry and or a anti vax

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat 2 күн мурун

    So original

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat 2 күн мурун

    This is perfect for me I love gaming and I want to be a marine biologist but I love all outdoor activities and things to do with animals

  • Sailakshya Sikdar
    Sailakshya Sikdar 2 күн мурун

    The way the host explaine things is op compared to an school teacher

  • K Quilor
    K Quilor 2 күн мурун

    This is actually a really good way to describe this very complicated topic.

  • Hispanic Aquaman
    Hispanic Aquaman 2 күн мурун

    I’ve been hearing a lot about multiclass builds, like Grolar Bears. Is this ever a viable strategy in the current meta?

  • Chun Wong
    Chun Wong 2 күн мурун


  • T Lee
    T Lee 2 күн мурун

    Did you guys make the hunting clips?!

  • Axelgaksel
    Axelgaksel 2 күн мурун

    Humans got a nerf that made them war with each other all the time

  • lokrobby
    lokrobby 2 күн мурун

    Meat does NOT give more XP. Cooking aliments does.

    • lokrobby
      lokrobby 2 күн мурун

      +The Satanosaur Reigns ​ Energy assimilation is much much higher from cooked aliments than from raw ones. That's what allowed humans to spend time doing anything else than eating all day to feed their huge brain (that needs so much energy compared to other organs) and to develop as a species. Research tends to show that human development has nothing to do with meat, many tribes were vegetarians and developed as well as the ones eating a lot of meat. The advantage of humans compared to other species is its adaptation (including its adaptation to alimentation - we are basically able to eat anything we get our hands on). And when humans had free access to vegetables, it's probable they would not make so many efforts and take high risks hunting for meat but rather pick what they could get easily.
      And just to make a point, meat is not the most energy dense food there is, not in nature (nuts) and not in today's transformed food (oils).

    • The Satanosaur Reigns
      The Satanosaur Reigns 2 күн мурун

      The hell are you talking about, meat is the most energy dense food there is.

  • StrangerOman
    StrangerOman 2 күн мурун

    1:46 Dibs

  • Dad's Bike
    Dad's Bike 2 күн мурун

    So we're basically Meta-Knight

  • Paul TheSkeptic
    Paul TheSkeptic 2 күн мурун

    Why are you lying about this game? That's not how it's done. You just turn on God mode and level up your player manually. No one believes in your gradual strategy anymore. Lol. I'm kidding.

  • Giannis Setros
    Giannis Setros 2 күн мурун

    Finally a way to make me interested in humanity.

  • Omen
    Omen 2 күн мурун

    How do you think human players would work if creatures from the Fantasy Servers (like dragons and ogres, for example) were suddenly introduced into the Earth Servers?
    Or if the Magic Tree were suddenly made available?

  • Will ster22
    Will ster22 2 күн мурун

    All creationists TRIGGERED

  • CHUXTY Gaming and Tech
    CHUXTY Gaming and Tech 2 күн мурун

    "mozambique here" lol Throw that shit back!

  • Arlis Smith
    Arlis Smith 2 күн мурун

    I just realized what we’re the best support builds for humans in pvp before machine guns or heavy hitting things like artillery and ballistas you know start at anchint when horses and humans first made alliances to modern day supports in pvp for aquatic and land

  • Sean Quack
    Sean Quack 2 күн мурун

    If this whole thing became a real game I would play it

  • Algomi
    Algomi 2 күн мурун

    I would like to know about GOD tier. CX and find out whether humans are moving into god tier due to CRISPER

  • Nefarious
    Nefarious 2 күн мурун

    2:46 heh... I guess all humans are, gamers and non gamers alike,

    *sweaty tryhards*

  • Nicholas Rossi élève
    Nicholas Rossi élève 2 күн мурун

    Thé Mozambique cracked me up

  • Cjxy
    Cjxy 2 күн мурун

    What is this soundtrack from? Starting from 50 seconds until whenever. I remember it from something as a kid, I think a kids dinosaurs series

  • Nam Kwok
    Nam Kwok 2 күн мурун

    Since the new lion king remake is coming out, will you make a video about how likely can a team of a juvenile lion, meerkat, and warthog survived in the current Africa server and hakuna matata the rest of their lives?

  • JordanDS
    JordanDS 2 күн мурун

    You should make a tier list on Bats, they're the only mammals that can fly right? kinda puts them in their own class.

  • AidenDRAWS- MCPE
    AidenDRAWS- MCPE 2 күн мурун

    I think the graphics were better millions of years ago